Hello, and welcome. Meet your true love? Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alexander J. Schliefenhoffen III of the Aztec Empire. Or was it Mayan? Fuck it.I am 23, and I still live with my parents, the Emperor and Empress of the Schliefenhoffen Dynasty. I have 35 children, one being Bill Gates, another being the French lady that's 124. Not to mention George Burns, damn, why the hell did he have to die so young. Bastards.
In my spare time, I sit around and command my subjects, other wise known as you "Americans" call rats. And why the hell is Lisa Kudrow right here?
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